Better Call Bat

Hey guys we was browsing through YouTube and stumbled across this video. This can be looked as continuation with our previous post.

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All Batmen Apply Here !

Ever thought if "Batman" were to be an actual job, how the "Job description" would look like on a job portal. Well here is our thought on that.

Role:                                 Night Vigilante

Role Category:                 Super-Hero

Industry Type:                  Public Service

Location:                          Gotham City

Designation:                     Dark Knight/ Dark Bishop

Salary:                              Nothing. Because salary is something you need, not what you deserve.

Job Description

Job includes but is not limited to partnering with the Police (but still working alone) to identify key criminal/super-villains and catching them by the end of the movie/TV show. Performing control of criminal activity. Implementing of goodness standards. Jumping upon Gordon in his office frequently. This also includes looking out for “Bat” symbol at night and brooding over rooftops

Desired Profile

Should be able to work independently as an Individual Contributor and manage arrests and other deliverable for police.

Experience in data mining, data analysis and arguing with Alfred. Outstanding ability to solve problems with the ability to exercise sound and balanced judgment, keep attention to details based on all the evidence ignored by police.

Willing to work in Night Shift.

Should be able to make famous quotes that can be used in a Christopher Nolan movie.

Prior experience in organizations like Justice League, Avengers would be added advantage.

Skills Required:

Ninja warfare, Deep voice (must)

Should be able excellent in driving car, bike, tricycle, airplane on ground, water, trees and most important under waterfall.

Application Criteria

To apply for this job you should satisfy one of the following criteria

• Bitten by radioactive animal/bird/insect (if bitten by radioactive human look for opening in Human Resources)
• An alien living on earth for more than 10 years (Kindly disclose if susceptible to rocks from any planet)
•  Rich with a utility belt and a sad backstory. (Rich like fithy-town-owing-big-mansion-with-waterfall-with-adjoining-cave-and-lot-of-cars rich)
•  Blood relation to Alfred (that’s it, no conditions)
•  Human stuck by magical lightening (If stuck by lighting before 1980, kindly change the timeline and apply in some other multiverse)
•  God with any tool (but willing to appear in sequels/prequels/spin offs and not ask for Origins movie)

All applicants should bring their own costume, preferably a black one that has a bat symbol.